Dear Self,
Next time a baby has explosive diarrhea, let's don't try to throw the diaper in to the trash can from the changing table. A. You are not that great of a shot. (Remember those 3 years of trying to play basketball in Middle School?) B. Cleaning up little tiny droplets of brown "poo water" off the kitchen floor is NOT my idea of a good time at 8:00 am. C. Cleaning up said brown droplets makes drinking my morning coffee much less enjoyable.
Thanks for your time, Self. Talk to you soon!
Love,
ME
P.S. You know those plastic bags I keep above the changing table? Yea, those are for yucky diapers. Feel free to use them all you want!
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